Summertiiiiiiiime, and the livin’ is easy.
Here I am, sitting in the shade high in the mountains, enjoying a nice break from summer school. I noticed a lot of my friends from high school are at the beach right now (thank you Facebook). I’m pretty sure I liked the beach once when I was little, but now I prefer [...]
Do I *look* like a pop star!?
To be fair, I know I do. But for the last time: I am not the pop star Ivy! People are always asking me if I’m her, and it’s starting to make me really uncomfortable. I mean, I can see why some people would mistake us. After all, it’s not the first time [...]
Dr. Pepper and Dr. Crane
Mmm…I love Dr. Pepper. I drink way too much of it. One of these days I’ll learn that it is made with the souls of the innocent. It’ll bother me for a while and I’ll even take a stand against it and stop drinking it. But I won’t be able to [...]
I hate spammers.
Let me perfectly clear: I don’t hate spam, I hate spammers. Spam is easy to ignore or block. If everyone had Gmail, the world would be a better place. But as long as these jackasses are coming up with new ways to get around filters, we’ll always have to deal with it. I just want [...]
New Year, Old Hangover
What the hell was I thinking? Why do I feel like getting absolutely trashed is the best way to celebrate something? I mean, really. I had a lot of fun last night, but considering the way I feel now, it’s debatable as to whether it was worth it. I think my stomach is trying to [...]
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