H1N1 Reaches Denver

Posted on September 14, 2009
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Several people missed school today because of the hype over this H1N1 thing. Dumbasses. There wasn’t even a confirmed case, but you wouldn’t know that by the sudden military presence at our school. Did you read that? THE MILITARY IS AT MY SCHOOL! What the hell is wrong with you people? It’s just a virus, and it’s not even a particularly virulent one. We’ll probably just lose some old person that was sick from something else. I know that sounds cruel, but damn. One person dies and they’ll blame it on pigs everywhere. Run for your life! Pigs are taking over the world!

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