My brother is an r-tard
Posted on August 18, 2009
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Today I woke up and found my email FULL of spam. I use Gmail, so I rarely get spam. You can imagine my surprise, then, to find so many polite-but-unwanted messages for Viagra. As much as I like it when old men can maintain a healthy…yuck, I couldn’t even finish that thought. Anyway, I had to purge my inbox, my spam folder, and my brother. I’ve hired assassins to pull his skin off and make a pair of war drums out of it. He’s your typical tiny little Asian boi, though, so it’ll probably just end up as a damaru.
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